OMG - Oh Menarik Gila 1

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OMG - Oh Menarik Gila

Aku nak wat post under tajuk ni...so nantikan benda best yang bakal aku post.

Eceh, cam ade je orang bace blog ni.

Arghhh, pedulik hapa aku...blog aku....muahahahah!

Kejadian 11-12-10

Hari tu, aku bangun pagi agak awal walaupun malam tadi tidur agak lambat

sebab pilih tempat penginapan kat Bali sambil berchatting dengan Nadiah.

Terima kasih Nadiah sebab bagi berita baik utk aku. Huhu...Pagi tu macam biasa lah,

sarapan, kemas rumah dan berFB sepam dua. Tetiba teringat next week

kene ambil gambar kawan aku tunang dan aku memerlukan kad memory

yg baru sbb yg lame 1GB jeh. So, alang-alang ade PC fair aku pun bercadang

nak pergi PC fair. Aku ajak bf aku sekali sebab dia suka benda-benda PC ni.

(Dan aku malas nak drive..huhu). Adik aku pun aku ajak,

kesian dia sorang-sorang kat rumah. Seperti biasa aku fetch bf aku kat rumah dia.

Kitorang semua bergerak menuju destinasi sambil bf ku rancak berbual pasal kerja dia.

Berbual punya berbual, dia terlepas simpang nak masuk MRR2. Jadinye

terpaksa la lalu jalan loke yew yg macam gamp tu...aish! Memandangkan

jalan yang agak jammed, bf aku decide nak masuk melalui

jalan bukit bintang. Bf aku exit kat jalan satu flyover

dan akan menghala ke penjara pudu. After tunggu kat traffic light,

kitorang pun gerak la memandangkan lampu dah bertukar hijau. Tapi jalan yang kat depan

penjara pudu tu jammed gile sampai kitorg terberhenti dekat petak kuning (tapi bukan

kat tengah2...kat tepi tp still akan menghalang laluan dari sebelah kiri kami)

Nak dijadikan cerita, tetiba je lampu dh merah dan kenderaan dari sebeelah kiri akan jalan.

Cuak sehhh sebab tak lepas dari terstuck kat petak kuning.

Kitorang pun jalan la sedikit2...tp memang tak lepas.

Diorang dah hon-hon dah. Nak buat camne terstuck kat situ, tak perasan jalan tu jammed.

Tetiba ade mamat ni keluar kerete menjerit...bf aku dah bukak tingkap nak jerit tp aku

kata takyah la layan.

Takpelah, kitorang berusaha utk melepaskan diri memandangkan kereta depan

dah gerak. Tapi ade satu kete Kelly Ng ni dia sengaja kedepankan kereta dia

dan kereta aku tak lepas....sbb kalau jalan gak mmg bergeser dengan kereta dia.

Aku jenguk tingkap nampak macam ade ruang sket. Aku suh bf aku jalan je.

Time gerak tu boleh plak kereta Kelly Ng ni gerak kedepan dan

ape lagi bergeser la dgb kereta aku. Geram gile aku! Baru je pas cat kete.

Tak semena-mena ada pakcik ni keluar kereta dan jerit cakap suh jalan. Cane nak

jalan kalau dah kereta si Kelly Ng ni menghimpit? Mmg sah la kene.

Aku pun ape lagi, bukak tingkap jerit blk kat dia..."Cane nak gerak?

Si bangang ni himpit!!!". Pastu tetiba mamat Kelly Ng ni bukak tingkap

sambil tunjuk jari tengah. Aku pun ape lagi, menjerit balik kat perkataan

mencarut yang terlintas kat fikiran aku ni. Pas dah lepas geram, bf aku pun

gerak la tp pastu Kelly Ng tu boleh lak menghimpit...lagi tergesel la.

Pas dah terlepas dr stuck tu, bf aku turun kereta nak tengok kesan calar pastu

dia terus g kat mamat Kelly Ng tu. Mamat tu turun kereta gak.

Diorang bergaduh mulut kat situ. Aku pun turun la gak, tengok kesan calar kat

kereta. Hangin aku tengok kereta yg baru spray ade kesan calar.

Aku masuk balik dalam kereta n ambik stereng lock yg bentuk macam kayu

baseball tu. Aku bawak kuar, aku hentak kereta si bodoh Kelly Ng sampai pecah

abis pecah cermin kereta dia. Pastu, aku g pulak kat mamat Kelly Ng yg tgh

gaduh dgn bf aku. Aku baling stereng lock kene kepala dia. Padan muka dia.

Puas hati aku. Aku pun masuk balik dalam kereta. Bf aku kat luar lagi tgh tampar muka

mamat Kelly Ng n kutip balik stereng lock. N then kitorang pun drove away

dari tempat kejadian...

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Ok. That wasn't entirely true. Yg part aku pukul tu aku bayangkan dalam

palotak aku je. Nasib baik aku masih waras, kalau tak memang la wehhh!

abis aku belasah dia. Urgghhhh! Pas bf aku bergaduh mulut dgn mamat

Kelly Ng tu, dia masuk kereta and dan plak ckp kt bf aku jgn nak jadi hero.

Helloooo...xde sape jadi hero, kitorang tak puas hati nape nak kene gesel

kereta. Bodoh punya Kelly Ng. Kitorang dalam kete menggigil sebab tahan

marah.....urghhh!

Akhir kata, bodoh punya Kelly Ng!!!

I want to date them!

1. Natalie Portman

2. Kwong Sang Woo

3. Jared Letto

4. Cobie Smulders

5. Naima Mora

6. Tobey Maguire

Pergi mampus sama kau!

Kepada sesiapa yang berkenaan, silalah pergi mati sekarang.

Kau tak layak digelar manusia.

Kecik-kecik tak nak mampus, dah besar menyusahkan orang!

My 24th Birthday Wishlist

Dear me (and to whom it may concern )

1. Lumix LX 5

2. Being retained with reasonable salary

3. Vacation

4. 18-200mm lense

5. -15 kg

p/s: Happy 24th birthday to me. Alhamdulillah, I am still here.

i'm gonna delete you after this!

aku tak paham kenapa duk sebelah-sebelah pun nak balas-balas komen kat wall?

nak bagitahu seluruh alam ke apa yang korang sembang kan?

setakat nak lovey dovey cayang mucuk time keje ke, time berjauhan ke, tu tak kisah la..

ini nak cakap dah makan pun kat facebook, padahal partner ko kat sebelah ko.

agak-agak la pun nak pda!

aarrgghhhh! nak muntah la weh!!!

ye...itu hak kau nak buat ape pun kat facebook.

nak tulis ape yang ade dalam palotak ko ke nak upload gambar ke ape ke.

sebab tu aku nak delete ko!

bye!

Just The Way You Are

Oh his eyes, his eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
His hair, his hair
Shape perfectly without his trying

He's so dazzling
And I tell him every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment him
He wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think he don't see what I see

But every time he asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

His hands, his hands
I could kiss them all day if he'd let me
His laugh, his laugh
He hates but I think its so lovely

He's so dazzling
And I tell him every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

How could you?

After all these years,

I thought you know me,

I thought you understand me,

I thought you know that I am not that kind of person,

But those things you said about me,

It hurts me bad,

You know how much it hurts,

But sorry wasn't the word I heard,

Obviously you still wear that thing called ego.

Clash of the Titans

Seriously?

I never thought grown-ups will be like a high schooler.

Saying this and that, claiming so and so.

Don't drag me in.

Hope I won't 'tersepit di tengah-tengah'.

Hmm...I got to play this game well.

Is it you...

...or is it me?

It is something for me (and you) to ponder upon.

p/s: Food please come to me, I am hungry now.

I wonder...

Him: Texting or calling ex is okay...no big deal.

Her: Texting or calling ex is not okay...it is a big deal.

It is true?

Bunyi Di Sebelah

Halo semua...kembali lagi kita ke blog paling best (habis).

Ni adalah cubaan menulis blog ketika lunch.

Hari ini dalam sejarah aku tak lunch sebab dok main laptop sambil lupa perut tapi takpe berbekalkan coklat Zip disebelah, perutku tidak akan lapar. Balik rumah petang nanti baru masak best-best. (Hmmm...petang ni nak masak spageti lah, dah lama tak makan spageti)

Bila duduk office seorang diri best juga sebab rasa macam bos cuma tiada orang bawahan untuk diarah. Aku hanya mengarah diriku untuk bermain laptop. Hihihi.

Tapi sejak semalam keadaan best ini telah diganggu oleh bunyi drill yang amat menyengalkan.

Hampir jammed kepala otak aku ni.

Nak aje aku drill telinga orang yang tengah drill.

Nak renovate buatlah time orang balik kerja.

Ok...dah lah. Malas nak tulis, sejuk sangat kat sini.

Apa Jadah?

Kau ni kenapa?

Bongok ke bongok?

Perlu ke kau letak gambar kau cium mulut kat Facebook?

Nak cium mulut, pergi la belakang pokok...tak payah nak snap-snap.

Western la konon...blah la lu!

Give me the words that tell me everything

Nouvelle Vague - The Manner Of Speaking

In a manner of speaking
I just want to say
That I could never forget the way
You told me everything
By saying nothing

In a manner of speaking
I don't understand
How love in silence becomes reprimand
But the way that i feel about you
Is beyond words

Oh give me the words
Give me the words
That tell me nothing
Ohohohoh give me the words
Give me the words
That tell me everything

In a manner of speaking
Semantics won't do
In this life that we live we only make do
And the way that we feel
Might have to be sacrified

So in a manner of speaking
I just want to say
That just like you I should find a way
To tell you everything
By saying nothing.

Oh give me the words
Give me the words
That tell me nothing
Ohohohoh give me the words
Give me the words
That tell me everything

Oh give me the words
Give me the words
That tell me nothing
Ohohohoh give me the words
Give me the words
That tell me everything

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Lagu ini dimainkan dihujung cerita A Mighty Heart, though aku macam tak gemar sangat cerita ni tapi sebab ada Angelina Jolie aku tengok. Memang sedap suara si Camille (si penyanyi), kalaulah aku ada suara macam dia...mesti dah dapat pergi U.S rakam lagu macam Zee Avi...ehehe.

Anyho, setelah fall in love with this song, seperti biasa teruslah aku menyedut lagu ni dari internet dan cari lirik dia...aku rasa lagu ni mengingatkan kepada satu particular event.

So, lagu ni ditujukan untuk orang yang terlibat tu.