Sunday, November 23, 2008

Heh...bangang!

Satu hari yang hening...aku seperti biasa melawat laman web sosial kegemaranku, myspace untuk memeriksa inbox, friend request dan sebagainya. Hmm...ada gak orang nak mesej aku kat myspace ni. Oklah, nasib baik perempuan...aku layan, kalau lelaki mesti mat rempit or mat pervert...malas aku layan. Ye lah, aku ni tak secun fasha sandha mahu pun fazura, siapalah nak mesej aku. Kembali pada cerita utama. Budak ni beritahu aku yang dia bisu...saja nak cari kenalan di ruang myspace katanya. Aku pun terimalah salam perkenalan dia. Alih-alih dia nak mintak gambar sexy aku pula. Pelik betul aku. Dalam hati terfikir, dia ni lesbian or just some random mamat gatal menyamar perempuan? Aku pun pergi la mengadu kat boyfriend aku masa tu. Aku ingat dia tak buat apa-apa, rupanya dia pergi mesej budak tu jangan kacau aku dah...sweet betul (bagi aku la). Ni yang teringat lagi ni. Ah, taknak ingat dah la. Benci! Pernah ke dia appreciate aku (tiba-tiba terfikir). Hey myself, stop it! Kau tu dah ada boyfriend baru, jangan ingat kat dia dah! Eh, melalut lalat pula aku.

Di bawah ni adalah transkrip mesej aku dengan so acclaimed budak bisu:-
*Sila baca dari bawah ke atas


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 4, 2006 1:30 PM


naik tak ape² tah..
tak ade pun gambar awk...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 10:28 AM

//s7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/buzzlove...
try la...copy dan paste kat address bar...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 4, 2006 2:25 AM

tak leh pun...
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 10:21 AM

kalo nk tgk gmbr sy...gi kat add ni...

album gambar


ala.a.......
:(
uwaaa...........



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 10:08 AM

kamera digital adek gune...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 4, 2006 2:07 AM

Bile..?
Awk tak ade kamera digital ker..?




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 10:05 AM

nape?
xpe2...kang sy kasik la gmbr...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 4, 2006 2:01 AM

uwaa..........



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 10:01 AM

hm...xpe la


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 4, 2006 1:59 AM

Tak ade gak.,..
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 9:58 AM

xde la...awk ade ke? kalo ade tunjuk la...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 4, 2006 1:55 AM

Awk ade webcam..?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 9:54 AM

kalo ade ape2 karang, sy bg la


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 4, 2006 1:46 AM

Saya akan tungguy...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 9:45 AM

xpe2...nnti sy cube yg lain yek?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 4, 2006 12:17 AM

ala...
:(
awk dah janji dgn saya.,...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jul 3, 2006 8:13 AM

alamak...sori la awak, sume gmbar2 sy dh ilang arr...sy simpan kat dlm laptop, aritu laptop rosak, bile gi antar, dia terdelete sume file...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jul 3, 2006 11:36 PM

Bile awk nak mailkan gambar tu kat saya.,..?
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: buzzlove (blackie)
Date: Jun 19, 2006 5:38 AM

ok...kalo sy ade mase sy mailkan...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jun 19, 2006 5:56 PM

suzie_yanie@yahoo.com

saya tunggu email awk...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: give me an honest slaps instead of false kisses
Date: Jun 11, 2006 8:24 AM

ape emel nye?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jun 11, 2006 1:13 PM

ermm..
Boleh tak awk send gambar awk yg seksi kat email saya...?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: honey, i ain't happy too
Date: Jun 10, 2006 9:05 PM

ok...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jun 11, 2006 12:28 PM

tak ade ape...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: honey, i ain't happy too
Date: Jun 9, 2006 2:00 AM

xde la...nape ye?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jun 9, 2006 5:28 PM

ermm..
awk ade webcam..?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: honey, i ain't happy too
Date: Jun 9, 2006 1:22 AM

bleh tu mmg la bleh...tp mcm pelik gak la pompuan ske tgk gmbar pompuan sexy...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jun 9, 2006 5:16 PM

Tak leh ker..?
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: honey, i ain't happy too
Date: Jun 9, 2006 1:15 AM

uiks...knape minat?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jun 9, 2006 5:12 PM

saya minat la...
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: honey, i ain't happy too
Date: Jun 9, 2006 12:40 AM

xde la marah....cume pelik aje...knape mintak gmba sexy?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Jun 9, 2006 4:39 PM

maafkan saya kalau awk marah..
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: honey, i ain't happy too
Date: Apr 25, 2006 7:45 AM

sori la...saye xamik gmbar seksi2...
knape awk nk suh saye kasik gmbar seksi?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 25, 2006 8:35 PM

Boleh tak saya nak minta awk antar MMS gambar awk yg paling seksi.?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: anakin, you've breaking my heart
Date: Apr 24, 2006 4:58 AM

awk nk tanye ape...
tanye aje...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 24, 2006 10:06 AM

ermm...
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: anakin, you've breaking my heart
Date: Apr 18, 2006 5:58 AM

tnye aje ape2...saye xkisah

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 18, 2006 9:53 PM

saya nak tanya sesuatu..
Tapi saya takut awk marah..
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: i ain't happy
Date: Apr 18, 2006 5:52 AM

agak rugged la...tp sy pakai tudung...
kalo nk tgk gmbar saye...tgk aje kat myspace saye ni jek...
sy open minded...nape?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 18, 2006 9:46 PM

Maaf yer sebab phone saya tak leh antar MMS..
:(
Saya dapat tapi tak jelas..
:(
Awk open minded tak..?
Awk nie rugged ek..?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: i ain't happy
Date: Apr 18, 2006 5:43 AM

dh dpt ke gmbar saye smlm?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 18, 2006 7:23 PM

Muahhzzzzzzzz



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: i ain't happy
Date: Apr 17, 2006 7:43 AM

ehehe...syg awk juge...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 17, 2006 10:08 PM

ok..
Sayang awk...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: i ain't happy
Date: Apr 17, 2006 6:05 AM

eh...xpe la...
mlm2 sket saye anta mms..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 17, 2006 10:03 PM

Baiklah...
Saya tunggu...
Maaf yer,..
:(



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: i ain't happy
Date: Apr 17, 2006 6:00 AM

okey...
no saye ***********..
nnti saye mms yek, sy tgh ade keje sikit nih...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 17, 2006 9:53 PM

Mak yg urus utk permohonan tu..
Boleh tak saya nak minta awk antar MMS gambar awk kat saya..?

0124454605

Kalau awk call... saya memang tak leh jawap..
maaf yer...



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: i ain't happy
Date: Apr 17, 2006 5:50 AM

mintak mane?
saye selalu gak la online...
saye activate kan mms saye, tp xselalu gune la..
kenape?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 17, 2006 8:14 PM

ermm..
saya Haslizah..
Saya org perlis..
Saya tunggu tawaran...
Awk selalu ker online..?
Awk ade MMS tak..?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: i ain't happy
Date: Apr 14, 2006 9:05 PM

name saye ***********
saye dok putrajaya, blaja kat uia...
sorry la...saye xde webcam...
awak pulak?
name ape? blaja mane? tinggal mane?
display name awak same cam name kwn saye...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 15, 2006 5:33 AM

Awk nama ape..?
Awk org mana..?
Awk ade webcam..?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: your love is mine
Date: Apr 8, 2006 1:07 AM

ape salahnye...
bleh aje...
bisu ke hape ke...saye kwn ngan sumer org..
selamat berkenalan...


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Has
Date: Apr 8, 2006 6:05 AM

Boleh tak saya nak berkawan dgn awk..?
Awk leh terima member yg bisu tak..?

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